Now You've Done it! Brad Pitt is a Pretty Ninja!
In My Hand Really Hot Fire
Need Ice Cream Cool Down.
Fresh off World War Z, Brad Pitt discovers a new threat. Billy Bob Thornton is back! And he's trying to win back Angelina whatever her names is HEARTS! He dons his ninja outfit.
PUTS ON THE MYSTICAL NINJA MAKEUP OF SAMURAI MASTER SUN TZU FROM JANGLING PROVINCE.
Thankfully he finds a nuclear ROCKET in the makeup drawer! "This'll come in handy when I go friggin' ninja crazay!"
The stage is set for the ultimate showdown between Brad Pitt Ninja and Billy Bob Lame-o.
THE ULTIMATE NINJA STRUGGLE for a skinny hot babe's HEART
GET IN THE TAXI GET IN THE TAXI GET IN THE TAXI IF YOU WANNA LIVE